May 2012
April 2012
Mom: here comes my beautiful daughter!
Friends: you're so gorgeous stop being pretty I'm jealous
Relative: you get prettier every time I see you!
Boys: so... how did you escape from the zoo?
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Jamaica: Move yuh bloodclaat